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California Love Story
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
Because ... She Replied ..... "I Really Miss Mine"
I told you it was a California Love Story
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The Prostate Exam:
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test
by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have this next test carried
out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As he lay naked on his side on the table and the nurse began the examination.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an
erection." said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection," said the man.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
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A retired man went into the JobCenter
in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have
to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash
their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair,
then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief; is that where the job
is?"
"No sir -- that's where the end of
the line is right now."
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A Blonde calling her mom :)
"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone
call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punchedthis
African-American woman in the head."
Two guys
die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
"I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think
one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off."
So they fly to heaven without any
trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his
wings fall off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall
off.
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A week after their marriage, the
backwoods newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this,
Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said
the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough,
the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are
you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she
replied brightly.
And what kind of jelly are you
using with it?"
"Grape," she said.
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One
of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the
church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, camerunning through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BB's in the
other. He tripped and the BB's, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.
Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk
punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes.
The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and
said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in
them this time?"
Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and
I shot the canary!"
